Velociraptors: The Dinosaur of a thousand uses!

A blog for Velociraptors, Homestuck, video game stuff, random interesting cool stuff (or at least I think it is anyhow--) looots of random opinions, crazy random tangents that will have you wondering if I'm high on sugar 24/7.

And then you would be disgusted to find out I almost am.

...Are you meant to put like, names and stuff here too?

Well if you're not, THEN SCREW THE RULES!

I'm John, I'm a sometimes very intelligent 7 year old who's infiltrated into the body of a now, apparently 18 year old.

I live in Canberra Australia where we fight mammoths atop our mighty Velociraptor steeds while playing the violin so that the great destroyer does not again enter our realm.

...Well what did you think Aussies did!? Fight Kangeroo's!? God, everyone knows they don't exist!

I have a Lizard who's name is alfred, a sword on my shelf which is not near my bed, a lovely black fedora here on my head.

Hmm...as for what I'm like... Uhh...imagine...uhh...Crikey...this is hard...God I hate describing myself...It always feels so like..insincere and self absorbed cause you're just talking about yourself and I wanna say I'm nice cause I'm nice but seriously, who says they're nice, it's so immodest.

Screw it, I'll just do what I normally do and blame it on a huge ego.

I'm this cool guy who's half durpalicious and funny and hyperactive and such, half sensible and thoughtful and intelligent, and I'm not one to shy from conflict or stuff, in fact, I rather enjoy it, so if you ever wanna try your hand at trolling be my guest; we could make a thing of it!

Hmm...I think I could keep talking about myself, but I don't know what the chances are that anyone's ever going to read this, so I think I'll leave it there.

If you wanna know anything else, just ask!

Like, really, ask box always open here guys, say hello, ask random creepy questions, say "SCREW YOU STINKING LOUSY GODDAMN ASSHAT!" seriously, please talk to me, I'm always looking for excuses to talk here on tumblr.

Let it be known what you want to know Submit stuff? Still not sure how this works.

May202013

Daedric Armor from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

By Zerios

Smithing level 100, easier said than done. ;A; Bravo.

3AM

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

…Yeah you see thing is though, that’s called colour blindness and we can check for it…

(via utopiantrespasser)

May182013

sircuddlebuns:

john egbert is a mature adult

And then he realized that the building part of sburb isn’t quiiiite like the sims, and as such, the now furious Jade has managed to climb out of the pool and is coming for him.

(via eridans-plush-rump)

homestuck

2PM

kanmeu:

g9dtier:

I JUST REALIZED NEPETA IS APPARENTLY AS TALL AS EQUIUS

things people like to forget

then it turns out she’s she’s standing on a cube-

(via eridans-plush-rump)

12PM

homestuckofficial:

your-otp-just:

the47thguywiththisuser:

homestuckofficial:

creators who are nice to their fans

so not andrew hussie

so not the guy who creates a webcomic which we can read for free and has an upcoming game in progress for all of us soon huh. yeah andrew hussie, not nice at all

bless you

I’m sorry, but to be fair, there are scenes in the actual comic in which hussie actually literally stands there and laughs at the suffering he is trying to impose on us.