Stroking it softly as it makes one last attempt to strangle me, I give the possessed scarf the positive energy injection. A tear rolls down my eye as I remember the good times. That’ll do scarf. That’ll do.

-- Our mad alchemist putting down the haunted scarf that had been trying to strangle him since he found it. (via outofcontextdnd)

lizardsenjoyinglife:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug giganteus’)

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kuroimarzipan:

cool people don’t look at explosions created by giant pink hulks messing around offscreen

Cool people ARE the giant pink hulks messing around offscreen.

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darthshadow:

lokiprinceofice:

I regret making this post

Don’t. It’s beautiful.

minnisrecovery:

Always remember to drink water. Not for weight loss or whatever, but to hydrate your organs, fuel your mind and boost your energy. Not to mention your mood will improve. your body will thank you

Plus, if you have secret water powers, it might help that too.

So…you know, it’s an important thing for all of us to remember.

Just in case, y’know?

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 721, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 721 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

neon-squiggles:

donechesters:

pete860:

holy shit

I haven’t agreed with a tag more

mightyprofessor:

New display stand for my dwemer artifact.

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

yanavaseva:

Inspired by The Female Armor Bingo, I present to you my short guide to armor bust areas, to better help you decide what to wear :P

Any resemblance to particular armors, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Well… mostly.

So glad my bingo game caught on and inspired you! Amazing job!

This is so awesome, reminds me of Tica’s breakdown of the most typical MMORPG costumes on repair-her-armor. Always great to have more guides through stupid design tropes for future reference!

If you’re going to continue this into a series, please link all the following parts once they’re done (guessing the butt area would be next to go ;P)!

Artist: Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.
Track: Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
Played: 974765 times

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT!

I’VE BEEN HUMMING THOSE SONGS INSTEAD OF ONE ANOTHER FOR YONKS BECAUSE THEY FIT EACH OTHER SO WELL AND SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT!