A blog for Velociraptors, Homestuck, video game stuff, random interesting cool stuff (or at least I think it is anyhow--) looots of random opinions, crazy random tangents that will have you wondering if I'm high on sugar 24/7.
Let it be known what you want to know
Submit stuff? Still not sure how this works.
And then you would be disgusted to find out I almost am.
...Are you meant to put like, names and stuff here too?
Well if you're not, THEN SCREW THE RULES!
I'm John, I'm a sometimes very intelligent 7 year old who's infiltrated into the body of a now, apparently 18 year old.
I live in Canberra Australia where we fight mammoths atop our mighty Velociraptor steeds while playing the violin so that the great destroyer does not again enter our realm.
...Well what did you think Aussies did!? Fight Kangeroo's!? God, everyone knows they don't exist!
I have a Lizard who's name is alfred, a sword on my shelf which is not near my bed, a lovely black fedora here on my head.
Hmm...as for what I'm like... Uhh...imagine...uhh...Crikey...this is hard...God I hate describing myself...It always feels so like..insincere and self absorbed cause you're just talking about yourself and I wanna say I'm nice cause I'm nice but seriously, who says they're nice, it's so immodest.
Screw it, I'll just do what I normally do and blame it on a huge ego.
I'm this cool guy who's half durpalicious and funny and hyperactive and such, half sensible and thoughtful and intelligent, and I'm not one to shy from conflict or stuff, in fact, I rather enjoy it, so if you ever wanna try your hand at trolling be my guest; we could make a thing of it!
Hmm...I think I could keep talking about myself, but I don't know what the chances are that anyone's ever going to read this, so I think I'll leave it there.
If you wanna know anything else, just ask!
Like, really, ask box always open here guys, say hello, ask random creepy questions, say "SCREW YOU STINKING LOUSY GODDAMN ASSHAT!" seriously, please talk to me, I'm always looking for excuses to talk here on tumblr.
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